I don't have much privacy in my house these days. While pumping, Jack barges into my room.
Jack: What are you doing?
Mama: Pumping milk for baby brother (yes, as you know I'm rather frank with my children)
Jack: Oh. I can't pump milk for baby brother.
Mama: Why not?
Jack: Because I'm a boy and I have little boobies. You're a girl and you have big boobies. (pauses) Big, HUGE boobies!!!!

2 comments:
Ah yes, always a lovely convo with the pumps hangin off your boobs!! Enjoy!! :)
Jack certainly understands the mechanics of the female body, doesn't he? So funny!!!
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