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The Bert Show's Big Thank You

Here's your chance to help with something great. Write a letter, draw a picture. Just THANK A SOLDIER. There are close to 400,000 troops deployed, globally, that won't be home this holiday season. Thank them for their service.

THANK THEM.

The Mission:
Approximately 1.4 million personnel are currently on active duty in the military, with over 375,000 of those deployed outside the United States and it's territories. We want to take the opportunity to say THANK YOU to all of those deployed this Thanksgiving with Thank You letters. But we need your help! (more info: http://www.allthehitsq100.com/bertshow/BigThankYou/index.asp)

We need to collect 375,000 letters – enough for each member of the U.S. military currently stationed outside of the country to receive one.

Letter Format:
Each letter should be heartfelt, handwritten, original, and free of any political statements. The purpose of the letter is to express thanks to the military personnel serving the United States. We reserve the right to eliminate those messages that are political in nature and that do not reflect a positive message in the spirit of Thanksgiving. Those letters will be destroyed.
All letters must be on 8.5 X 11 paper or smaller. Do not use glue, tape, staples, cardboard, glitter or otherwise attach anything to the paper. Decorate using crayons, pencil, etc. Use both side if you like, but use one page per letter only. Do not send cards or photographs. Feel free to include your mailing and email address, if you like and you may get a response. Individual letters should not be sealed in envelopes.

Do not send anything except letters. We cannot accept donations of any kind, and they should not be included or attached to letters.


Submission Guidelines:
Please review the guidelines below to submit your letters:
Every individual letter is important, but for organizational purposes, please try to submit letters in bulk whenever possible. Work with your school, church, sorority/fraternity, office, neighborhood, etc. and send all letters bundled as directed below.

Letters should be bundled in groups of 50, 100, or 250 and held together in with two rubber bands, one wrapped lengthwise and the other widthwise. This will help tremendously with sorting. The top page in the bundle should indicate clearly how many letters are included. Do not bundle letters unless they are in groups of 50, 100, or 250. If you have a partial bundle of less than 50 letters, fasten them together with a paperclip. The top page in the group should clearly indicate how many letters are included. If you are submitting 10 or fewer letters, the letters can be folded to fit into a standard business-size envelope

Sumbit Your Letter:
Starting on Wednesday, October 17, letters can be dropped off at one of the drop off locations or mailed to the address below.

MAIL YOUR LETTER:
Letters can be mailed to the following address:
The Bert Show's Big Thank You3070 Windward Plaza, Suite F 350Alpharetta, GA 30005

DROP OFF LOCATIONS:
Starting on Wednesday, October 17, letters can be dropped off at any Atlanta-area Taco Mac location.

OUR DEADLINE IS FRIDAY, OCTOBER 26TH!!!
All letters MUST be received by this day. Letters received after that deadline may not be sent to the military and will not be returned.
DOWNLOADS:
CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD A PDF "ONE-SHEET"ABOUT THE BERT SHOW'S BIG THANK YOU!

CLICK HERE TO READ A LETTER FROM AN ARMYOFFICER WITH SOME TIPS ON WRITING YOUR LETTER

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Worlds Biggest BoucheDag Straight from Atlanta

Who cares that Atlanta might run dry of water due to the drought? We can claim John Fitzgerald Page as one of our own! This guy is an i-d-i-o-t. And he's so arrogant he feels no need to defend himself. Below are some correspondences between him and a woman from Match.com. It starts with him after she 'winked' at him (I guess that means to show interest). And this is where BoucheDag comes in:

"I live in a 31 story high rise condominium, right in the middle of the Buckhead nightlife district. Do you ever come to this area of town to shop/go out/visit/explore?

I went to an Ivy League school - the University of Pennsylvania - for my undergraduate degree in economics and my graduate degree in management (Wharton School of Business). Where did you go to school?

What activities do you currently participate in to stay in shape? I work out 4 times a week at LA Fitness. Do you exercise regularly? I am 6 feet tall, 185 pounds - what about yourself? I am truly sorry if that sounds rude, impolite or even downright
crass, but I have been deceived before by inaccurate representations so I prefer
someone be upfront and honest on initial contact...

I do mergers & acquisitions (corporate finance) for Limited Brands (Bath & Body Works, Victoria's Secret, etc). Enjoy any of our stores/divisions?

Do you have any other recent pictures you care to share? I have many others if you care to see them.

Regards,
John

So the woman who received this is 110% turned off. (I wonder why). However, she politely gives him a 'no thank you' by sending: "'Thanks for writing to me, but unfortunately, we're just not a good match. Good luck in your search! Our Portraits didn't match on: A. Personality"

'Fair enough,' most would think.

Not BoucheDag.

"I think you forgot how this works. You hit on me, and therefore have to impress ME and pass MY criteria and standards - not vice versa. 6 pictures of just your head and your inability to answer a simple question lets me know one thing. You are not in shape. I am a trainer on the side, in fact, I am heading to the gym in 26 minutes!

So next time you meet a guy of my caliber, instead of trying to turn it around, just get to the gym! I will even give you one free training session, so you don't blow it
with the next 8.9 on Hot or Not, Ivy League grad, Mensa member, can
bench/squat/leg press over 1200 lbs., has had lunch with the secretary of
defense, has an MBA from the top school in the country, lives in a Buckhead high
rise, drives a Beemer convertible, has been in 14 major motion pictures, was in
Jezebel's Best dressed, etc. Oh, that is right, there aren't any more of those!

Regards,
John

There aren't words for a man like this other than he probably deserves a good kick in the a** to show him that he's not the begin-all-end-all man of the world. Check out his super cocky website: http://johnfitzgeraldpage.com/

Way to go, Dove.

Talk to your daughter...