Worlds Biggest BoucheDag Straight from Atlanta

Who cares that Atlanta might run dry of water due to the drought? We can claim John Fitzgerald Page as one of our own! This guy is an i-d-i-o-t. And he's so arrogant he feels no need to defend himself. Below are some correspondences between him and a woman from Match.com. It starts with him after she 'winked' at him (I guess that means to show interest). And this is where BoucheDag comes in:

"I live in a 31 story high rise condominium, right in the middle of the Buckhead nightlife district. Do you ever come to this area of town to shop/go out/visit/explore?

I went to an Ivy League school - the University of Pennsylvania - for my undergraduate degree in economics and my graduate degree in management (Wharton School of Business). Where did you go to school?

What activities do you currently participate in to stay in shape? I work out 4 times a week at LA Fitness. Do you exercise regularly? I am 6 feet tall, 185 pounds - what about yourself? I am truly sorry if that sounds rude, impolite or even downright
crass, but I have been deceived before by inaccurate representations so I prefer
someone be upfront and honest on initial contact...

I do mergers & acquisitions (corporate finance) for Limited Brands (Bath & Body Works, Victoria's Secret, etc). Enjoy any of our stores/divisions?

Do you have any other recent pictures you care to share? I have many others if you care to see them.

Regards,
John

So the woman who received this is 110% turned off. (I wonder why). However, she politely gives him a 'no thank you' by sending: "'Thanks for writing to me, but unfortunately, we're just not a good match. Good luck in your search! Our Portraits didn't match on: A. Personality"

'Fair enough,' most would think.

Not BoucheDag.

"I think you forgot how this works. You hit on me, and therefore have to impress ME and pass MY criteria and standards - not vice versa. 6 pictures of just your head and your inability to answer a simple question lets me know one thing. You are not in shape. I am a trainer on the side, in fact, I am heading to the gym in 26 minutes!

So next time you meet a guy of my caliber, instead of trying to turn it around, just get to the gym! I will even give you one free training session, so you don't blow it
with the next 8.9 on Hot or Not, Ivy League grad, Mensa member, can
bench/squat/leg press over 1200 lbs., has had lunch with the secretary of
defense, has an MBA from the top school in the country, lives in a Buckhead high
rise, drives a Beemer convertible, has been in 14 major motion pictures, was in
Jezebel's Best dressed, etc. Oh, that is right, there aren't any more of those!

Regards,
John

There aren't words for a man like this other than he probably deserves a good kick in the a** to show him that he's not the begin-all-end-all man of the world. Check out his super cocky website: http://johnfitzgeraldpage.com/