Jackisms

Bryan made a delicious steak dinner before heading back to work for the rest of July: steak, mashed potatoes and jack's new fav - corn on the cob. Jack unexpectedly said he was all done.

Bryan asked, "Jack - you need to eat your dinner. You love corn - have two more bites."
Jack shakes his head at his slightly nibbled corn and points to the seasoning, "No, it's dirty."

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Jack refused to come inside from the garage. So, I shut the garage door and headed to the kitchen leaving Jack outside. A few minutes later I heard the back door open and Jack walked in sporting his birthday suit.

"Jack!! Where are your clothes?"
Jack walks to the living room and says, "Jack wants his penis on the couch."