Jack: Mommy. I'm going poopoos...
Mommy: Good job! ... Are you done, Jack?
Jack: No. I have ONE more and it really misses daddy!
...
While I was taking a shower before work one day this week, Jack opened the door. I asked him what he was doing.
Nuffin! (Pause) I don't want you to see I am eating Cheetos!!!
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