Jackanese

Jack is starting to talk - a lot. It's been a lot of fun deciphering his Jackanese and listening to that little mind work. Here are a couple of recent conversations:

1. I dropped Jack off at school. We had a great morning & he was in a great mood; we took his coat off, washed his hands, he gave me a hug and ran over to his teacher.
   

   Jack: "Mama ... (whimper, sniff, sniff) hurt..."
   Ms. Adrienne: "What Jack? What did your mommy do?"
   Jack: "Mama hurt me ... (rolls up sleeve, massaging his arm) Mama BITE!"
   [ Moms jaw drops ]

   
   
2. I'm having a hard time finding Jack Christmas presents. At school, they even say he loves everything and doesn't really have a favorite toy. So I thought I'd ask him myself:
   

   Mom: "Jack! What's your favorite toy at school?"
   Jack: "BIAAAAAA!"
   [ Mia is one of his little besties at school. I am sure her daddy would love to know this ... ]