While playing with his animals, Jack was curious which animals I like the best.
Jack: Mama, do you like giraffes?
Mama: Yes, Jack, I do.
Jack: Mama, do you like cocks?
Mama: Excuse me - What did you say?! (Trying not to laugh)
Jack took a moment, thought about it and replied, "Mommy, do you like hawks?"
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Week 33: Pineapple (LBN2)
This week LBN2 weighs a little over 4 pounds and has passed the 17-inch mark. He's rapidly losing that wrinkled, alien look and his skeleton is hardening. The bones in his skull aren't fused together, which allows them to move and slightly overlap, thus making it easier for him to fit through the birth canal. These bones don't entirely fuse until early adulthood, so they can grow as his brain and other tissue expands during infancy and childhood.
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
32 Weeks with an Update (LBN2)
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| 32 weeks = 8 weeks left to go! |
A little news to share - Bryan's leave is set from June 22 - July 12. Awesome right? Downside? LBN2 is due July 17. I talked to my doctor at my check up. He's a huge fan of keeping babies inside until they are ready to come out. However, due to the "situation," he's willing to induce no earlier than 39 weeks - making my new due date July 10ish. Downside? Bryan's leave dates include travel. He'll more than likely already be on his way back to Afghanistan.
What do I need everyone to do? Cross your fingers, toes and say your prayers that LBN2 wants to make like Jack and come 2 weeks early!
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
Week 30: Cabbage (LBN2)
LBN's about 15.7 inches long now, and he weighs almost 3 pounds. A pint and a half of amniotic fluid surrounds him, but that volume will decrease as he gets bigger and takes up more room. His eyesight continues to develop, though it's not very keen; even after he's born, he'll keep his eyes closed for a good part of the day. When he does open them, he'll respond to changes in light but will have 20/400 vision — which means he can only make out objects a few inches from his face. (Normal adult vision is 20/20.)
Wednesday, May 2, 2012
Not a Morning Person
Jack always finds his way to my room. It's one of those things that I've grown not to fight. Should I? Probably. But my heart gets a little soft for my lonely kid. I told him the other day he needed to sleep in his own room. His response?
I'll sleep in my room when Daddy gets home.
It's fun to figure out what parts of him are Bryan and which parts of him are me. It's not so much fun to find out which of your bad qualities were passed down as well, however.
Jack has inherited my sleeping. Up all night and a total brat in the morning. It's rather hard to get two sleepy heads out the door in the morning. It was SO much nicer when he got me up for work!
Will I ever get to work on time when I'm getting TWO little boys ready for school??
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| Good Morning, Sunshine! It's time to wake up! |
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| Leave. Me. Alone. |
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
Bryan Update
1. Visit http://brenthitchcock.com
2. Read the April Newsletter (.pdf)
Jack and I had a chance to Skype with Bryan this weekend. The good? Bryan got to see Jack and Jack got to see Bryan. The bad? It made Jack miss his daddy. The ugly? It made Jack REALLY miss his daddy.
Jack showed his daddy all sorts of toys. Bryan showed Jack his room. Jack told Bryan stories. And Bryan reminded Jack to listen to his mama (which was nice). Jack ratted himself out and told Bryan he was naughty - and then ratted me out for throwing his toy away after he chucked it across the room.
But now, when I won't give Jack a popcicle for breakfast, Jack REALLY wants his daddy. When I dropped him off at school this morning, Jack screamed for his daddy. Today, after school, Jack was playing with his barn and all of his animals and I overheard a lot of 'daddy' talk. Jack told me he even cried for his daddy when he visited preschool today.
Poor kid.
2. Read the April Newsletter (.pdf)
Jack and I had a chance to Skype with Bryan this weekend. The good? Bryan got to see Jack and Jack got to see Bryan. The bad? It made Jack miss his daddy. The ugly? It made Jack REALLY miss his daddy.
Jack showed his daddy all sorts of toys. Bryan showed Jack his room. Jack told Bryan stories. And Bryan reminded Jack to listen to his mama (which was nice). Jack ratted himself out and told Bryan he was naughty - and then ratted me out for throwing his toy away after he chucked it across the room.
But now, when I won't give Jack a popcicle for breakfast, Jack REALLY wants his daddy. When I dropped him off at school this morning, Jack screamed for his daddy. Today, after school, Jack was playing with his barn and all of his animals and I overheard a lot of 'daddy' talk. Jack told me he even cried for his daddy when he visited preschool today.
Poor kid.
Week 29: Butternut Squash (LBN2)
LBN2 now weighs about 2 1/2 pounds and is a tad over 15 inches long from head to heel. His muscles and lungs are continuing to mature, and his head is growing bigger to make room for his developing brain. This trimester, about 250 milligrams of calcium are deposited in LBN2's hardening skeleton each day.
How is mom? I'm allergic to nature! I can't walk outside without wanting to rip my face off. And I love being outside. It's to the point where I wash my sheets every 2 days and yell at anyone who attempts to track dust in on their shoes. At night, I wake up on the hour every hour with an itchy throat, ears and eyes! It is polar opposite than when I pregnant with Jack.
I had absolutely no allergies then when usually I am a mild sufferer. Today, I watered my plants with a dishtowel wrapped around my face. Jack stayed in the garage ...
Hooray for the 3rd trimester!
Monday, April 30, 2012
Jackisms
Mama: Jack, PLEASE do not wipe your boogers on the couch. You need to go get a tissue.
Jack: No.
Mama: Jaaaack. Seriously? Go get a tissue or I will shut your movie off.
Jack: Ok, I will put it back in my nose (and that he did).
Jack: No.
Mama: Jaaaack. Seriously? Go get a tissue or I will shut your movie off.
Jack: Ok, I will put it back in my nose (and that he did).
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Week 28: Chinese Cabbage (LBN2)
Week 28 ... the start of the THIRD trimester. By this week, LBN weighs two and a quarter pounds and measures 14.8 inches from the top of his head to his heels. He can blink his eyes, which now sport lashes. With his eyesight developing, he may be able to see the light that filters in through my womb. He's also developing billions of neurons in his brain and adding more body fat in preparation for life in the outside world. Not too much longer.
Before we know it, Christmas will have come and gone and LBN will be here... Yikes! The nursery has started to transform itself. It still has a full sized bed ... but there are stuffed animals, a pack and play, diaper bag and clothes hanging in the closet and in the drawers. A collection of diapers has started in preparation and color options for the walls are being talked about.
Don't get too excited - we still don't have a name. But we're not so stubborn about our name ideas anymore. :)
Before we know it, Christmas will have come and gone and LBN will be here... Yikes! The nursery has started to transform itself. It still has a full sized bed ... but there are stuffed animals, a pack and play, diaper bag and clothes hanging in the closet and in the drawers. A collection of diapers has started in preparation and color options for the walls are being talked about.
Don't get too excited - we still don't have a name. But we're not so stubborn about our name ideas anymore. :)
Sunday, April 22, 2012
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